“That one time I ate fluffy marshmallows all afternoon in the Swiss Alps.”

“That one time I was out of the office.”

“That one time I made a bet with a Flemish perfumier.”

“That one time I was an ad man.”

“That one time these pretzels were making me thirsty”

“That one time I offered to help out in the kitchen”

“That one time I had spring fever.”

“That one time Bear Grylls picked me up in a helicopter.”

“That one time I taught literature humanities at a small liberal arts college.”

“That one time practice made perfect.”